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Things To Do In An Elevator


1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.



2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.



3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.



4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.



5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"



6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"



7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.



8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if he has an appointment.



9) Lay down the Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.



10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask him if he can hear ticking.



11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.



12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"



13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing him occasionally.



14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"



15) Swat at flies that don't exist.



16) Tell people that you can see their aura.



17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"



18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"



19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.



20) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.



21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.



22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.



23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.



24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."



25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

WAIT!!...u forgot one

26.) scream ATTACK OF THE FLYING MONKEYS and look up in horror as if looking up at the sky
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LMBO!!!!
im crying tears of tons of laughter!!

OK! I KNOW I'M SLOW BUT WHAT IS THE STORY ON THE ATTACK OF THE FLYING MONKEYS?

idk..it was a saying on my friend's shirt!!

oh ok! i love random stuff! x-D

it is way better than regular stuff!! x-D x-D

i agree! it's fun to step outside of the box sometimes!

i thought this was funny too!

lol haha the attack of the flying monkeys is from the wizard of oz. that sign is hilarious! i like alot of sayings like What would scooby doo? and like the more people i meet the more i like my dog... and stuff like that cuz i a a smartalic! lol

i do to! i love stuff that makes me laugh because then i can share it with other people and make them laugh too!

not that i actually insult people with them...

oh right....

j/k i know what you mean! i think

no i really dont! most of the time.... lol. so how was everyones day?

my day was incredibly boring... how about you? even though we live together cause were sis's. i am so bored right ow.. no one ver gets on anyore!

hey i'm here but i'm all alone!

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that's funny! post more!

ok...hold a min....

ok...i'll wait!

haha! i bet a mouse would do that! i would if i was a mouse, and thank god im not.... but anyways, you guys we really need t get on at the same time. im always here by myself!