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k but they're jokes about blondes... r u blonde?

i don't think it will offend anyone so go ahead!

oh ok then...!! here goes one...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

hahahahahah! THAT WAS GOOD! I'VE GOT ONE! HOLD ON A SEC!

hey guys my name is elena and im from australia...im kinda new and just wondered if anyone is on?

hey elena!! i'm anna i'm from mexico! what's up?

hey anna! umm not much i just got back from netball how about you?

HEY ELLIE! HERE'S A BLONDE JOKE THAT I THOUGHT WAS HILARIOUS. YOU MIGHT HAVE ALREADY HEARD IT BUT HERE IT IS ANYWAY. BTW, NO OFFENSE IF YOU'RE BLONDE:



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Date: 2006/04/06 Thu PM 06:13:34 EDT
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this is so funny! i found it on jokes.comedycentral.com



Not Going To Try This Again

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons
or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs
into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde
begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the
side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its
slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the
horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in
the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her
head is struck against the ground over and over.

She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart
greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

hahaha lol thats so funny!! lol hey where are you from?? u dont have to answer if you dont want

dont worry im not blonde

OMG!! that was hilarious!!!! well nm either ellie, i just finished having dinner hehe

lol awesome!! sorri gurls i have to go...im going to watch my brother play football!! hes really good and i love watching him lol well bye girls!!

bye! have a wonderful time! what time is wher you are?

bye ellie!! have fun!!

PS: u rock girl!

you equally awesomely rock! = )

and u awesomely rock!! ur awesomely cool gurl!! hah it's 9:02 pm here how about there?

omgosh those jokes are all so funny! especially the one about the horse! that was a reat one.

thanks i saw it on comedycentral.com i was cracking up!