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and i said 'oh god,not her again!!'

i had the living daylights scared outta me- i was terrified!!

she looked at us with an evil face! i was sooo scared! so will took my hand and we started runnig outside the house, trying to get away from her....

unfortunately the doors were lock and my god did that crazy woman ran fast. so it took time to unlock the door since we were so friggin scared. Then she grabbed William's beautiful, lucious hair with her diguisting sausage looking fingers and.......

pulled it sooo hard william screamed really loud! i started hitting her but she wouldn't let go off him will also tried to defend himself but he couldn't cause he was in a really awkward position...

I there was a sledge hammer under the sink in the kitchen, but i couldnt leave him but i had to. I ran to the kitchen and grabbed the hammer and ran back to ruby. and i said "Hey b****" (sorry i was in the zone right there)she looked and i guess she knows she is a female dog. and i wacked right in the face. but dang she had a face of steel! most likely it was plastic surgery...

so it didn't work as well, so then i tried pulling her hair, but it didn't hurt to her, cause she was wearin a wig!! so the wig fell and she was BALD!!!! i yelled so hard my throat hurt, because she was so horrible it scared the creep out of me.... she was really mad i had pulled her wig of, so she let go off will, will was so relieve cause his head already hurt too much, but then Ruby turned around and started chasing me!!

and i tried running,but the fat chipmunk lady was too fast!no wonder,i guess its cause she has rollerblades on! "Will!HELP!" he tried running after Ruby Wax Buttcream(lol) but she didnt even stop for him!

but will had this genious idea! he ran like lightning (when someone that you love is in trouble it does that to you!) up behind ruby and slammed his foot into the back of her skate and she lost her balance and was flying in the air with her arms flailing all over the place and she was screaming that fingers-scraping-a-chalkboard kind of scream! it was awful! but the best part was that her butt is so jiggly that when she hit the ground she bounced of the ground so hard that she flew up in the air (looking like an idiot) and landed in someones chimney! and guess what? they had a fire going! i won't go into detail about that! i think you get the point...

we were both relieved she was finaly gone, 4 ever!! (the fire, remember?) both will and i were panting, we were tired of runnig!

"man it stinks!" i said! he looked at me and smiled, "well when you put a woman in a fire it doesn't smell too great!" we hated that she had to die such a painful discusting death but we were glad that she was gone FOREVER!

so then we decided to go to the movies! but we weren't sure what movie we would see so we spent about 20 min. trying to make up our minds... and then finally...

we decided to see the new movie, SHE'S THE MAN!

so we went to the movies bought some popcorn and a soda for each and then the movie started...

*2 hours later* the movie didnt strike me as much. it was one of those boy and girl fall in love situations as usual. Will fell asleep during the part when the cat fight starts in the bathroom.
Will then decided to watch Stay Alive. I agreed. Well I'am kinda interested in scary movies. then...

i peed in my pants because i was so scared! i told will and he was trying so hard not to laugh! it was soooo embarrassing!

but no matter what i said or did, he laughed his butt off

I ended up buying some new pants at American Eagle then we went to the hotel next door so i can change. Then there was a shit load of screaming girls screaming, "Oh my freakin gosh its HIM its HIM William Moseley" I saw a few girls faint. There was this one girl that.....

jumped on top of him! screaming his name, will fell hard on the ground and in no time there were about a zillion girls on top of him, he was trying to get out but there were way too much girls so i entered the crowd untill i got hold of his hand and pulled him out of there....

and made a RUN for it...but to our avail...the girls followed us!!!